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Well, kids, sorry to love you and leave
you, but I got a hot date in

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Philadelphia. Oh, Danny. Your car is
three minutes away.

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Oh. How's your mom, Danny?

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You know Beverly. She fell off her
porch, and she's acting like she got a

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bite. Well, she's a tough cookie. Yeah,
I just got to be there until she gets

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out of the hospital, and then Aunt Pam
can take over.

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You think you'll make it back before
Christmas, though?

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I'm going to try. Well, in case you
don't make it back before Christmas,

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should have a really fast Christmas
right now.

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We still have three minutes, right?
Well, actually, we're down to one right

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Oh, fuck.

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Santa! Get out the Christmas cookies!
Start singing your Christmas carol!

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Go!

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That's what you're going with?

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It's so fast and high.

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It's just a couple of days.

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And you sure you don't want me to come
with you? No.

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But I want to be here.

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It's a sexy gingerbread man calendar.

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And there's one where he's wearing icing
for chap.

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I love you.

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Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas.

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Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas.

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Ding dong, ding dong, that is the song.
With joyful rain, all caroling.

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This song is stressful as shit.

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to the Council of Trent during the
Protestant Reformation.

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You guys want to hear more about it?

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No need to answer. Your faces betray
you.

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Guys,

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do you mind if I leave a bit too early?

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Just my mother's Christmas treat. Still
thinks she worries they will crush her

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grandchild. I have to go pick up my
cousins, chainsaws.

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You know, Italian Claude is wielding the
chainsaw.

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Okay. All right.

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I promise I'll check in later, okay?

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Enjoy the tour.

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Love you. Bye. Ciao, ciao.

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So, you want to go inside and read all
the little plaques?

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You know what?

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No. Since we've been here, we've visited
three churches and walked by five live

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nativities. No, look, another one. Six.

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Wow, Joseph is stacked.

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What if we did something not religious
tonight, like a romantic meal? Oh, I

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could definitely eat.

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Okay, yeah, great. So table for three.

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Oh, sorry.

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You guys won't have a romantic dinner.

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No, Anne, we can all go. No, you know
what?

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Yesterday I promised myself today I
would be a new woman.

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No. First things first, a new walk.

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Wow, wow, wow.

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I thought she said Newark.

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Hey.

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Hi.

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How's Beverly?

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Oh, I'm right as rain, baby.

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She cracked her pelvis and she needs
surgery.

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I may need to stay a little longer than
I thought.

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I should be there. Should I come too
late?

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No, no, no. It's all under control.

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But the doctor says that we may need to
look into a living situation with more

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hands -on care.

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Oh, you better not be talking about
putting me in no home.

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People get raped in those.

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I saw that on Action News.

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I'm not. I'm talking about Aunt Pam.

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Pam's on her way.

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We'll figure out a plan once she gets
here.

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I'm already here.

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Aunt Pam?

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I'm sorry I'm late.

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I got on the wrong bus and went the
other way off. Hey.

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Hi. You all right, sugar?

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I'm all right. How are you doing?

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It's that car.

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Mm -hmm.

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Hey, baby. Hi.

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Oh, my God.

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She shrunk like a sweater in the dryer.

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She can't take care of you, Mom.

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I'm getting a flight tonight. No, no,
no, no, no. I've got it all handled.

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This is just like the owl garden in the
caucus.

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You think I can take my shoes off here?
Because I have seen more than one person

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do it there.

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This is very nice, Jack. I'm glad we're
doing this. Me too.

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Look, I know I've been a bummer. No.

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But I kind of had a breakthrough
yesterday.

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Oh, tell me.

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I have spent so much this year trying to
pretend I'm fine. But the only way to

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feel better is to really admit where
you're at.

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Yeah, kind of like how I decided to
start telling my doctor the real number

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drinks I have every week. It is not zero
to two.

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Right. And where I'm at right now is my
lowest low.

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I just, I feel like a loser who's failed
at everything he's tried to do this

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year. What do you mean? What did you
fail at?

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Everything.

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Honoring our friend.

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Thanksgiving. I didn't run the marathon.
Listen, you tried your best. And you

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did honor Nick. Remember you got that
website to name a star after him?

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That was nice. I shouldn't have called
it a scam. And when I get more ink, I

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will print the certificate, okay?

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Okay.

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Yes, let's decide what we're going to
get. What looks good to you?

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I don't know.

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Hey, can we just have, like, a nice
evening?

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We are.

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I mean, I just said, I don't know.

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I haven't even read the secondies. Yeah,
but you failed at everything this year.

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I mean, honey, you don't always have to
sink to the depth.

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Well, no, I don't always have to, but we
can't never go there. You know, this

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year was hard on me too, Jack, but I
don't dwell on it. I just try to keep

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moving. Wow. Well, you're so strong and
cool. Congratulations.

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Oh, come on. It's the only thing that
I'm trying to get out here. May I play a

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song for the beautiful couple? Yes,
please.

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Se tu pensi di dover andare, vai.

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Ma lui mi ha detto di non andare, mamma.
Ma che faccio?

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Nessuno ti deve dire che cosa fare.

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Tu sei Claude.

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I am.

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Are you busy?

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No, I am just, you know, trying to
decorate for Gino's first Christmas. But

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have not really had time yet.

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His stocking is like a knee sock from
when I was Britney Spears for Halloween.

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Oh, honey, he's just a baby. You have at
least until they turn five until they

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start remembering your fog ups.

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Hey, hon, do you remember that duck that
I gave Gino when we were down the

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shore? I do, yeah. He plays with it in
the bath sometimes.

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Did you happen to notice a phone number
on the bottom of it?

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Yes, I did.

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Hang on.

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It's somewhere in here.

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If I can't find it, can I interest you
in this guy?

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Oh, yeah. He's a very generous lover.

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I got it.

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Ooh, texting you a pic right now.

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Yeah.

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Oh. Are you going to call Mac Brad?
Thanks, Jenny.

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Hello?

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Hi, Mark.

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It's Anne.

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We met and had sex at the Jersey Shore.

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I had sex with like 30 people at the
Jersey Shore, so... Oh, you did. No, no,

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didn't. That was a joke. I'm joking.

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That was funny.

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Hi, Ann.

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How are you?

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I'm good.

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I'm actually in Italy.

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No way.

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Yeah, I was... I don't know. I just was
thinking about you. Wait, Ann. I feel

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like I should tell you that I...

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Good for you.

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That is not why I was calling.

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That sounded weird.

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I was actually calling to tell you that
I have moved to Italy.

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Really? Yeah.

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Yeah, and so I'm just calling all my
contacts to let them know that. So

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why I called.

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Congratulations.

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Yeah. And I am dating someone, too.

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His name is Giampiero, and he is mi
amore, and that is why I'm calling.

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Yeah, if you are ever in Italy...
Actually, Tori and I were just

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maybe we take a trip in the summer.

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Great. Cool.

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I'll be here. You should come visit.

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Maybe we will.

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I can't wait.

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I thought their bread was really good.

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Yeah. Yeah, I liked that it was warm.

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Yeah.

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Fermi, per favore.

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Scusi.

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What's happening here?

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Domani c 'è una maratona.

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What'd she say?

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Marijuana? Maybe it's a maritime parade.
That'd be cool. Let me see your phone.

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Oh, my God, Jack. There is a marathon
tomorrow.

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You should do it.

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What? No.

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It's a sign. You have to.

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No, I haven't trained in, like, a month.

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I didn't pack any running clothes.

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I just ate, like, 60 clams. This is how
you turn this year around.

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Imagine how good you would feel on the
flight home. You would be a new man.

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Okay, prego.

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Gracias.

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Hey,

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I look stupid.

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No, you look Italian.

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All the people here are Italian. They
look normal.

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Well, I'm sorry. Claude's running
clothes look a little different on you

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him.

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I really don't think I should be doing
this. I mean, I haven't even trained at

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this altitude.

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You've got this, buddy.

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You've got this.

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I believe in you.

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I'm going to be so happy you did this.

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Hey, Ann.

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It was nice hearing your voice today.

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I'm just having a glass of wine here.
Or, I mean, a pint of Guinness.

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And I am watching boxing.

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Definitely not no clothes.

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Anyway, I hope you have a great day in
Italy.

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Send me a pic if you can. I'd love to
see you in your new town.

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Buongiorno!

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Hey, um, will you do me a favor and take
a picture of me where I look like I'm,

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like, having fun and living a cool life?

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Okay. Don't judge me, it's for Mark
Brett.

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Oh, copy that. Okay.

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Real quick.

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Smile.

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Hold on.

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Okay.

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Okay. There's something a little awkward
about your pose.

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Like, your uterus is falling out.

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Try that TikTok thing where you skip
toward the camera.

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Back up a little bit. Okay.

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Great. Yeah, and skip.

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I'm already halfway there.

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Oh, honey, that's kilometers.

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You've got like 20 miles left.

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Oh, no, no, no.

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You can do it. Oh, no, no, no.

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You've got this. You've got this.

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It's okay, I'll take a picture.

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Do you mind?

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Thank you.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Oh, God.

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Oh, Jack, are you okay?

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I can't do it, Kate. I think my body is
shutting down.

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No, you're so close to the finish line.
You only have, like, three miles left.

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It doesn't matter. I am done.

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No, no, I am sorry. If you stop, you are
going to regret this forever.

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As your wife, I cannot let you quit.
Nope, I have to.

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All right, you want me to cross that
finish line, you're going to have to

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me there in a hearse.

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Okay, come on. I'll run it with you.

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But you're being insane.

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Well, you're going to have to run if you
want to tell me what a bitch I am. Come

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on. Let's go. Come on.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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You can do it.

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We got this.

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Danny?

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I know I told you not to come, but I'm
so glad that you're here.

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Hey.

250
00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:26,700
How's your mother?

251
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:28,320
She's okay.

252
00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:30,420
But we have to talk.

253
00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:32,040
Yeah, I understand.

254
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:40,320
I know this isn't what we planned, but
my mom needs us.

255
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:42,560
So...

256
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:45,960
Can she come live with us in Italy?

257
00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:48,400
What? Really?

258
00:18:48,780 --> 00:18:50,740
Yeah. You will bring her to Italy?

259
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,740
Of course. That's her home now.

260
00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:56,020
Is she excited?

261
00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:58,360
Well...

262
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:16,540
Oh, very Lucy.

263
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:22,500
You want to buy some wine?

264
00:19:23,380 --> 00:19:26,960
Oh, um... Okay.

265
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,560
Hi.

266
00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:37,640
Hey, Ann.

267
00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:42,600
Listen, I know that I encouraged it, but
I think this has gone too far.

268
00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:43,940
What?

269
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:45,840
We need to stop texting.

270
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,360
Sorry, I thought we were just having
fun.

271
00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:55,320
We were, and I just... Listen, I...
After the shore, I was really hoping

272
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:56,159
you'd call.

273
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:59,020
And when you didn't, I moved on.

274
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:03,980
And I am certainly not trying to shame
you, and I was definitely flirting, too.

275
00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:10,160
But when you sent me that photo of your
vagina, I thought that crossed the line.

276
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:11,440
What?

277
00:20:14,860 --> 00:20:17,940
you know, say something before, you
know, things went any further.

278
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:22,620
And I, I, I don't know. Hello?

279
00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:24,140
Are you there?

280
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:27,160
Yes, I am. Listen, this is a huge
misunderstanding.

281
00:20:27,620 --> 00:20:31,160
Now, would I have loved to receive that
photo in September? Yes, I would have.

282
00:20:31,540 --> 00:20:35,660
I just, I think we should shut this down
before it goes any further, both for

283
00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:38,080
Tori and Jean -Pierre's sakes.

284
00:20:39,180 --> 00:20:40,180
Yeah.

285
00:20:41,460 --> 00:20:42,600
Yeah, I totally agree.

286
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:45,500
But it sure looks like you're living a
wonderful life there, Ann.

287
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,400
And I'm really happy for you.

288
00:20:49,220 --> 00:20:50,220
Bye.

289
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,540
Eduardo, it has to be a motorized lift.

290
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,900
Yes! I know how old the house is.

291
00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:09,980
The internet says, if you take me to
Italy...

292
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:11,380
That's human trafficking.

293
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,000
Uh -huh. Sure is.

294
00:21:13,220 --> 00:21:14,680
Well, you can't live in your house alone
anymore.

295
00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:16,160
I'll move in with her.

296
00:21:17,740 --> 00:21:19,140
There you go. No.

297
00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:22,560
You're coming to Italy. It's just what
has to happen.

298
00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:27,080
Danny. Okay, okay. Eduardo, if you can't
do it, I'll just have to find another

299
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:28,720
contractor who can. Okay? Ciao.

300
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:34,400
Eduardo thinks that he can't install the
lift because the house is 400 years old

301
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:37,380
and it may collapse. It's fine. We'll
just buy a different house. What?

302
00:21:37,620 --> 00:21:39,600
Here's the thing. I'm not gonna go.

303
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:43,000
I don't trust the hairdressers. Where
would my bank be?

304
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:44,980
Belle, brace yourself.

305
00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:47,040
There's no Wawa in Italy.

306
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,700
Then there's no Beverly in Italy.

307
00:21:51,340 --> 00:21:54,100
I don't blame you, girl. Mom, stop
trying to die.

308
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:57,240
Hey, I don't think... Claude, I'm
handling it.

309
00:21:58,820 --> 00:21:59,820
Okay.

310
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:01,940
I'm gonna get some air.

311
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:04,440
Open your eyes.

312
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:06,820
You see me. And you.

313
00:22:07,220 --> 00:22:08,380
Stop egging her on.

314
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:09,600
What do I do?

315
00:22:14,730 --> 00:22:15,730
Please, let's just stop.

316
00:22:15,970 --> 00:22:19,750
No, no, come on, Jack. You need this.
No, I don't. I don't need this. You need

317
00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:21,890
this. This is your bullshit.

318
00:22:22,190 --> 00:22:23,190
No, it's not.

319
00:22:23,290 --> 00:22:25,290
I'm helping you deal with your feelings.

320
00:22:25,570 --> 00:22:29,090
No, I'm trying to deal with my feelings
by sharing them with my wife.

321
00:22:29,450 --> 00:22:32,090
And then you ask the violinist to play
it over them.

322
00:22:33,490 --> 00:22:35,150
How are we supposed to connect, huh?

323
00:22:35,370 --> 00:22:36,530
No, just have fun.

324
00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:40,930
Go to the movies. Pre -order food on AMC
Stubbs. That's not a marriage, all

325
00:22:40,930 --> 00:22:44,250
right? And why are you so afraid of the
depths, Kate?

326
00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:47,610
What do you got lurking down there?
Nothing is lurking. Yeah, oh,

327
00:22:47,610 --> 00:22:51,130
lurking, all right? You're going to be
so obsessed with trying to fix me, there

328
00:22:51,130 --> 00:22:52,570
wasn't something eating you up, too.

329
00:22:53,010 --> 00:22:57,850
So what is it? Oh, I don't know. Who
knows? Maybe I'm sad that vacation's

330
00:22:57,850 --> 00:22:58,850
over. Come on.

331
00:22:59,370 --> 00:23:00,610
Come on, come on, come on.

332
00:23:00,970 --> 00:23:01,970
Yes, good.

333
00:23:02,010 --> 00:23:03,010
Keep going.

334
00:23:03,190 --> 00:23:04,510
Yeah, you keep going, too.

335
00:23:04,770 --> 00:23:08,110
Oh, maybe I'm sad that...

336
00:23:08,610 --> 00:23:12,010
Our child is grown, and I left the
house, and I don't have a purpose.

337
00:23:12,730 --> 00:23:13,730
And?

338
00:23:13,890 --> 00:23:17,470
And I don't want to do this, Jack. I'm
not like you. I don't like wallowing.

339
00:23:17,850 --> 00:23:20,270
What? It's not wallowing. It's sharing.

340
00:23:21,070 --> 00:23:22,990
It's sharing and wallowing.

341
00:23:23,190 --> 00:23:27,110
And when you do it, I feel like I have
to use all of my energy to keep us both

342
00:23:27,110 --> 00:23:28,029
above water.

343
00:23:28,030 --> 00:23:33,240
Why? You don't have to do it. Because if
I also say every dark, horrible thing

344
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,460
that I am feeling, we will go down.

345
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:39,300
If I'm not a buoy, we are going to wind
up on the ocean floor.

346
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:42,520
Look, I can be a buoy, too. All right?
Just give me a chance.

347
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,380
Fine. If you keep running.

348
00:23:46,020 --> 00:23:51,340
Come on. Spill it.

349
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:57,480
Fine. I am upset about many things. All
right?

350
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:02,540
I'm at the pinnacle of a career that I
worked my whole life for, and it's only

351
00:24:02,540 --> 00:24:03,540
okay.

352
00:24:03,700 --> 00:24:05,460
And my best friend moved away.

353
00:24:06,180 --> 00:24:07,820
And our other friend died.

354
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,880
And oh, by the way, the world is real
dark.

355
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:15,240
Every news story puts my stomach in
knots.

356
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:19,560
My stomach was already in knots because
my body doesn't work very good anymore.

357
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:24,980
And I worry that you and I are just
going to get weirder and weirder and

358
00:24:24,980 --> 00:24:27,720
pulling apart until we're living like...

359
00:24:28,010 --> 00:24:32,310
strangers and all the neighborhood kids
are gonna skip our house on halloween

360
00:24:32,310 --> 00:24:39,270
because we're too creepy and sometimes
honestly i'm afraid to die and

361
00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:45,810
other times i'm like it seems nice like
sure the big sleep right let's fucking

362
00:24:45,810 --> 00:24:46,810
do it

363
00:25:11,310 --> 00:25:14,670
I just put Gino down for a nap. I saw
the photos on the family iCloud. Are you

364
00:25:14,670 --> 00:25:18,050
having, like, the most insanely amazing
time?

365
00:25:18,370 --> 00:25:19,810
Jenny, those pictures are lies.

366
00:25:20,650 --> 00:25:23,930
Today was a turd bucket, and then it
ended with me sending Mark a vag pic.

367
00:25:24,350 --> 00:25:27,790
Uh, yes, I actually did see that. I
just, I thought it was European.

368
00:25:28,510 --> 00:25:32,330
No. It was just old underwear with pad
elastic.

369
00:25:33,630 --> 00:25:34,630
You sound a little sad.

370
00:25:35,690 --> 00:25:37,090
I used to know who I was.

371
00:25:38,410 --> 00:25:40,390
Like, in my 20s, I was this wild.

372
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:45,780
creature just running around the east
village and then i had lila and i was a

373
00:25:45,780 --> 00:25:52,420
mom and now i'm just i'm just
floundering okay that's not

374
00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:57,860
yeah that's not the ann that i saw this
year the ann i saw saved my literal life

375
00:25:57,860 --> 00:26:04,860
she was capable and confident and she
was my family when she definitely

376
00:26:04,860 --> 00:26:08,000
did not have to be those photos aren't
live

377
00:26:10,380 --> 00:26:11,380
Those photos are you.

378
00:26:13,020 --> 00:26:16,160
Who cares about stupid Mark Brett?

379
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:18,980
You can still live that way for
yourself.

380
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:21,720
You're still a wild creature.

381
00:26:28,260 --> 00:26:30,780
Mom, I'm begging you.

382
00:26:31,580 --> 00:26:33,160
Please come to Italy.

383
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:38,580
Honey, I lived my whole life in
Philadelphia.

384
00:26:40,490 --> 00:26:41,510
But that's where we live now.

385
00:26:43,130 --> 00:26:48,370
And Claude, our whole marriage has taken
good care of me.

386
00:26:49,150 --> 00:26:51,750
Gone along with every stupid idea I've
ever had.

387
00:26:52,670 --> 00:26:55,930
That man loves me, even though sometimes
I don't deserve it.

388
00:26:58,510 --> 00:27:00,270
Do you remember what I was like before I
met him?

389
00:27:00,750 --> 00:27:02,670
I sure do, you little asshole.

390
00:27:02,910 --> 00:27:03,910
That's right.

391
00:27:06,090 --> 00:27:09,050
He said... Oh, baby, please.

392
00:27:10,140 --> 00:27:11,140
Don't get upset.

393
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:15,340
It's just Italy's the only thing he's
ever asked for.

394
00:27:16,820 --> 00:27:18,020
And he's so happy.

395
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:22,680
Please.

396
00:27:23,860 --> 00:27:24,920
Mom, please.

397
00:27:26,260 --> 00:27:29,100
Honey, I don't belong in Europe.

398
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:34,020
But there's a nursing home.

399
00:27:35,860 --> 00:27:38,980
Five minutes from Pam, I can go there.

400
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:40,800
What? No.

401
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:45,100
No, no, no. My girlfriend, Gail, she
lives there, and she said it's a nice

402
00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:46,100
place. They got good pot.

403
00:27:47,020 --> 00:27:48,200
What about action news?

404
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:54,160
Oh, well, it might not have been action
news. It might have been SVU or

405
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:57,380
something like that. I'll be fine, baby.
Don't worry about it.

406
00:27:59,060 --> 00:28:00,060
Okay.

407
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:01,700
Here's what is going to happen.

408
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:05,120
Beverly, you will stay in your house,
but you will move to the first floor.

409
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,860
Danny and I will take over the second
floor. What? Yep.

410
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,280
You're going to move here and take care
of your mother.

411
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,360
No. I am Claude, and you will do as I
say.

412
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:19,320
Sound good?

413
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,140
Dude, we ran a marathon.

414
00:28:23,380 --> 00:28:25,480
Well, I'm sorry if I got a little dark.

415
00:28:26,540 --> 00:28:28,280
But I'm better now. I feel better.

416
00:28:29,220 --> 00:28:31,440
I'm okay with dark. I want all of it.

417
00:28:33,070 --> 00:28:35,390
So when you said you're not afraid of
death.

418
00:28:35,670 --> 00:28:40,430
I am. I am. Especially my car being
submerged in water. I'm very afraid of

419
00:28:40,870 --> 00:28:42,270
You know, we have the same fear.

420
00:28:42,590 --> 00:28:43,610
Car being submerged?

421
00:28:43,830 --> 00:28:46,610
You know, there's this hammer getting
advertised on Instagram.

422
00:28:46,890 --> 00:28:49,990
We'll pull away from each other like the
older and weirder we get.

423
00:28:50,810 --> 00:28:53,470
You know, when we were freeballing, it
was awful.

424
00:28:54,750 --> 00:28:57,390
We just got to remember to move towards
each other, right?

425
00:28:58,030 --> 00:28:59,510
Because otherwise we go insane.

426
00:29:01,390 --> 00:29:02,390
I love you.

427
00:29:25,820 --> 00:29:29,340
What are you guys doing?

428
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,260
Oh, Danny made us fantastic.

429
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:35,660
But the nurse won't let Beverly have
any. Yeah, tight ass took my nom.

430
00:29:36,380 --> 00:29:39,880
Well, we're all flying home tomorrow,
Beverly. We'll sneak you in some rum

431
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,560
Thank you. That's exactly what she
needs. Yes, I do.

432
00:29:43,180 --> 00:29:48,400
Um, actually, I should probably tell you
all something.

433
00:29:48,780 --> 00:29:52,600
Um, I am not flying home tomorrow.

434
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,620
I am daying.

435
00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:57,620
Oh, my god, Ann.

436
00:29:57,940 --> 00:29:58,940
You are?

437
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,020
For how long?

438
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:01,360
I don't know.

439
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,420
Danny and Claude said that I could house
it for a little while, and I'm just

440
00:30:04,420 --> 00:30:06,580
craving a change of scenery.

441
00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:09,040
Is this fan 2 .0?

442
00:30:09,420 --> 00:30:12,360
No, I think this is fan classic.

443
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,160
All right, girl. Take your turn.

444
00:30:15,580 --> 00:30:16,740
We love you in classic.

445
00:30:23,940 --> 00:30:25,360
Oh, I can't.

446
00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:27,300
Classic travel.

447
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:28,520
Yeah?

448
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:32,559
All right, Amy.

449
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:33,560
Good luck.

450
00:30:33,580 --> 00:30:35,480
Let us know of any exciting updates.

451
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:37,960
Oh, yeah. I'm sure there will be tons.

452
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:46,880
Oh,

453
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:53,140
that's perfect.

454
00:30:54,010 --> 00:30:54,669
That is perfect.

455
00:30:54,670 --> 00:30:58,610
I live just over the way, and I've
received quite a few packages for you.

456
00:30:58,610 --> 00:31:02,210
opened one before I saw the name, and I
regret to say I tried on a pair of your

457
00:31:02,210 --> 00:31:03,210
trousers.

458
00:31:03,710 --> 00:31:04,710
And they fit.

459
00:31:05,110 --> 00:31:08,570
I'm sorry. I must have put the wrong
address. I have terrible executive

460
00:31:08,570 --> 00:31:09,570
functioning.

461
00:31:09,750 --> 00:31:11,290
Sorry. My name is Anne.

462
00:31:11,930 --> 00:31:12,909
Lovely to meet you.

463
00:31:12,910 --> 00:31:13,910
I'm Jan Piero.

464
00:31:20,350 --> 00:31:21,350
Do you want to come in?

465
00:31:21,660 --> 00:31:23,400
Yeah. Yeah. Come and see where you go.

466
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:30,060
I mean, do they look good on you? You
could keep them if they... Why do you do

467
00:31:30,060 --> 00:31:34,000
that? Be honest. Tell me. I'll show you
and you can just be absolutely honest.

468
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:02,160
Good night.

469
00:33:04,220 --> 00:33:05,600
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